Bovine Theology

I try to bite my lip when political issues come up in conversation. I usually fail. And this is no exception. As I read the news today, I couldn’t help but notice a picture of one of my “favorite” pastors, Rod Parsley. Don’t ask me why I like to watch him. He distorts the Gospel, and in reality preaches a false gospel of health and wealth. But he is so intense. And his ability to twist scripture is amazing (in a bad way). I haven’t watched him in years, but before we had kids Leslie would often come into the room and find me watching the hour of power, or whatever it was.

Anyway, back to the news. I saw this video with a caption below it about McCain’s pastor problems. I thought, “I didn’t know McCain went to church in Ohio!” That would be some commute for him, whether from DC or from Arizona (Rod Parsley lives and is pastor of a church in Columbus, OH). So I watched it. I heard McCain praise Parsley as one of the “great leaders in America” and something about “a moral compass.” I thought to myself, “he doesn’t know what he’s saying or what he’s getting himself into with this guy.” Then he walks across the stage and shakes his hand. In that moment I was awed at the stupidity of political staffers and strategists. Rod Parsley doesn’t represent evangelicalism any more than Rev. Wright represents “the black church.” Now that’s of course a whole other issue wherein many in America have generalized and stereotyped African Americans as a group based on color, but would never say “the white church.” But I won’t open that can right now.

The irony is that both men, who are both hungry for power, sacrifice so many things in joining together and end up creating a mess. I’m not talking about issues of theology and truth. I’m just pointing out the sickness of politics. “Who didn’t check this Parsley guy out?” I can hear McCain saying. And I can imagine Parsley’s inbox filling up with emails from supporters once McCain openly criticizes and rejects him. Both, I’m sure, are scrambling to do damage control.

But I’ve come to tolerate as much in our nation. That’s politics in America. What sickens me more is what ABC did in this piece. How many hours of footage did they go through to find just the right clips to juxtapose next to each other to “create” these problems. Oh, I’m sure there are plenty of people upset by this. But what ABC is trying to do is create the same problem for McCain that garnered so much attention for Obama. That’ll get the ratings up! Whether I like McCain or not, like Parsley or not, does ABC expect me to believe that any presidential candidate is going to find a pure band of supporters who share exactly every single view that they do? Of course there are views that Parsley will have that McCain will disagree with, just the same as Obama and Wright. Why can’t the guy shake his hand on stage without ABC trying to attach all of Parsley’s views on McCain? Good night, Parsley isn’t even his pastor. Yes, McCain’s staffers were dumb to set this up. They brought this upon themselves. It was a political mistake in the rules of politics. And because of the smirk on Parsley’s face, I don’t feel sorry for either one of them. But that is all so miniscule in comparison to the utter disdain I have for what ABC and other media outlets do to drive up ratings.

And that is why I say, “Rick and Bubba For President!“

Speaking of good books, a good friend of mine sent me an email about a book his brother has written. Baron (and his wife Jamie) took me under their wings when I was just a young pup in Hawaii. They played a large part in my spiritual growth during that time, and were very much my family away from family while I was there. Anyway, Baron’s brother Eric has written the first in a series of books that is similar to The Chronicles of Narnia series, by C.S. Lewis. The name of the book is, Ryann Watters and the King’s Sword. It sounds like the age range is for kids 9-15, so I’ll have to check it out to see if my kids are ready for it. But I thought some folks out in blogland might be interested. If you want to hear more from Eric there is an interview on You Tube from a local Orlando show that you can watch. That got me more interested in the book, and it was fun seeing how much he reminded me of his brother. Here is part 1 of the interview, and here is part 2. You can find the book on Amazon by clicking here. And by the way, if you ever order from Amazon feel free to use any link here on my blog when going to order (even if you’re not ordering that product). It doesn’t change the price or experience for you, but I do get a referral fee which allows me to pay the extra portion of my electric bill from my daughter’s nightlight.

Those who know me probably know the impact Steven Curtis Chapman has had on my life. If not, you can read more about it here. Pray for their family today. My heart is killing me for them.

MARIA SUE CHAPMAN, DAUGHTER OF STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN, DIES IN ACCIDENT AT FAMILY HOME

NASHVILLE, TN…5/21/08… At approximately 5pm on the afternoon of Wednesday May 21st, Maria Sue Chapman, 5 years old and the youngest daughter to Steven and Mary Beth Chapman was struck in the driveway of the Chapman home in Franklin, TN. Maria was rushed to Vanderbilt Childrens Hospital in Nashville, transported by LifeFlight, but died of her injuries there. Maria is one of the close knit family’s six children and one of their three adopted daughters.

Here are some videos of Maria.

Yesterday, as I was taking Munchkin to school, we had this conversation:

Munch: I wish we had an airplane, Daddy.
Me: Really? Where would we go in it?
Munch: China.
Me: Oh really? And what would we do in China?
Munch: We’d have a China party!
Me: And what is a China party like?
Munch: That’s where Mimi gets her good china out.

Not even four years old and already liking the finer things in life. That’s my Munch!

My dad actually sent this to me. It’s rare that what he sends isn’t funny or political. This is neither. I’m not much on all the mushy stuff that goes around the Internet, although I’ll admit that in the last year I’ve been more easily moved by the better of it. But I was glad I took the time to watch it, and I think I need to show it to McGrooter too.

What the boys want for the Wii…

What the boys should want for the Wii…

Only seven more days of school until Leslie and the kids are done. Actually, Leslie will have a few more days of post planning, but the big hurdle is getting to the last day of school. We’re all anticipating that!

Just when I think Leslie is improving vastly, she seems to have another setback. I’ll spare you the details, other than to say that it is more stomach issues. I don’t know if this will be her normal for a while or if this too will end soon. I hope that for her sake it is close to over. Her strength does seem to be returning. Tonight, while I was reading to McGrooter and getting him in bed (one really tired little man), she was going over the catechism with the girls. When I went into their room, Aggie promptly recited the answers (with a beaming smile/smirk on her face). The Munch chimed in on a few of the answers from her bottom bunk. It was a fun moment, but McGrooter protested our seeming neglect of him in the practice. Leslie reassured him that she had taught him these things when he was younger, but we haven’t practiced them. It was a good reminder that we need to have another go at it. Even if jealousy was his motivation, I was thankful that he was at least interested.

I’m pretty brain dead tonight and can’t think of any more updates. Thank you to everyone who continues to pray for us. Sometimes it feels so petty sharing our life events on this blog, knowing that so many are dealing with so much more. Yet I feel such a great need for prayer. So thank you!

A few weeks ago I received an email from some friends of mine through MTW, Peter & Stowe Shockey. Stowe has been diagnosed with stage three rectal cancer. I hurt so deeply for them. I guess I am now in tune in a way I haven’t ever been before. You can read their story on their website here.

I first met Peter & Stowe at an MTW event known as the Vision Retreat. This is for people who are seriously interested in missions, and they were praying how the Lord might use them on the foreign field. They are both writers, and Peter is a filmaker. He and I hit it off immediately as he was interested in using film to extend theological education. So we talked shop and exchanged ideas, even though Peter is a professional and I’m just a hack. We’ve stayed in touch and met again this past November at the Global Missions Conference. There they got to meet Leslie and Stowe and Leslie had the opportunity to get to know each other. Little did any of us know the impact that would just a few months down the road.

The Shockeys have two daughters, and I would ask that you pray for their entire family. They have a very difficult road in front of them.

Today, I returned from a short trip to Macon to attend the Central Georgia presbytery meeting. Leslie had a rough day with her stomach and so as she was resting this evening, we read a new blog together. We don’t know these people, but the wife has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. It was sobering to read, but it reminded me of how much we have to be thankful for. You can check out their blog here.

I had the chance on Friday, on my way to Macon, to stop in and have dinner with my parents in Griffin. They took me to J. Henry’s, and we had a wonderful dinner together. We ran into a handful of people there who know Mom and I joked, as I have many times, that I’m going to get a t-shirt made that says “I’m Jody Wallace’s Son.” I’ve rarely gone anywhere in Griffin with her that we haven’t seen someone she knows. Friday night we visited with one of the principals she used to work for and the chairman of the school board (who sent a wonderful piece of cake to our table). It makes me proud of my mom because she has had such an impact in that community. I think they’re really going to miss her when she retires next month. But I am so glad she is finally getting to do so.

I know I am rambling tonight, but my head and heart are full of the many things I have to be thankful for. Coming home always makes me especially thankful for my wife and children. They have been such troopers during the ups and downs of life. Tonight it was such fun to give piggy back rides, and hugs. Spending time with my parents makes me especially thankful to have such opportunities. Even though our visits are so often brief, I am thankful for our relationship and our closeness. I’m thankful for my brother, who I spent years fighting with as a kid, because now we are really good friends. I got to see him briefly on Friday in between church visits and have lunch with him. His unconditional love for me is refreshing. I am thankful for the Body of Christ, as I witnessed a presbytery meeting today, during which men graciously dealt with the “business” of the church and shepherding their flocks. I am thankful for the Timberlakes, who graciously hosted me in their home Friday evening, and cared for me as a friend even though they didn’t know me. Most of all I am thankful for a God who loves me, and continues to do so. I’m thankful for His care for me, even when I feel like my life is a wreck, and the constant reminders of His graciousness to me through my family.

Today I got to work from home, so I was here when the gang arrived. And I was glad, because today some special t-shirts also arrived via UPS. I got them in time for Mother’s Day, but of course couldn’t wait. So I put one on each of the kids, and mine on me, and we marched into the living room where Leslie was sitting. Her reaction was worth every penny for the shirts, and all the time designing and uploading them to my newest project, www.cancersuperhero.com.

So here are the kids with their shirts from the front, from the back, and just a cute one of them on the couch. And I got one too. And yes, the Munch has her bathing suit on. She pretty much puts it on every day within 15 seconds of walking in the front door.

So why did I do this? Well, I wanted to celebrate the fact that Leslie fought cancer bravely. She endured surgery, radiation and chemo, and more chemo. She did it while keeping a full-time job teaching. She did it with three small kids. And she did it with a husband who was juggling three jobs, including one that involves frequent travel. And in doing this I thought, “other people might want to celebrate the same thing with their loved ones.” So I created the same design with different relationships. It’s not to celebrate cancer (duh!), or even becoming a “survivor.” A lot of people fight cancer and lose the battle. But the way they fight is honorable. In an age where honor is missing, replaced instead by celebrity, I wanted to try and bring it back for Leslie.

Let me also say what I didn’t intend by doing this. I did not intend to diminish God’s glory in honoring Leslie. Any of you who know us know how we have only had Christ to cling to through this experience, and we are more than aware (we are deeply grateful), that by Christ’s sufficient grace to us, we have gotten this far. I picked the term “superhero” because superheroes are human (typically). None are completely invulnerable. None are omnipotent. But they each something with “super human” strength. And I think Leslie has fought with the same strength.

So if someone you love has fought or is fighting cancer, celebrate their bravery, strength, and endurance. Visit www.cancersuperhero.com if you want and take a look around. I’m still adding a few more relationships, and I still need to tweak the way some things are showing. Many of the shirts have a bunch of different colors available, but you don’t see those until you click on the individual item. Not all shirts have the “fighting cancer” logo on the back, and some of the sweatshirts and polo shirt has a smaller version of it on the top/back. Anyway, feel free to send me your comments/questions/suggestions.

The kids have already asked if they could wear them to school on Friday.

Oh yeah, and here is Leslie with her new hairdo.

I’ve had a couple of videos in the works as of late, but we captured a new one recently that prompted me to finish them and get them on the blog. The first one is of Munchkin singing, a song she made up of course. You have to get to about one minute into the video to see the funniest part.

The next video is of Aggie singing and dancing, and then the Munch joining her. We obviously have some serious talent on our hands! The video they’re dancing to is Aggie’s favorite “movie” which she has watched incessantly since Christmas. Thanks to Mimi!

If you haven’t looked at Leslie’s blog lately, she has finally updated it, and with a good post about some of the things the kids have said recently.

It was a challenging weekend for us all. Leslie continues to feel exhausted. She says she still feels like she did during chemo. She was able to get out on Saturday, but has paid for it. That, and she has tried to do too much around the house. I guess it points out my own inadequacies as a housekeeper. I did manage to get the yardwork done, and most of the laundry. But even that is still folded on the couch since I don’t know where everything goes. I think the hardest part is that we all feel like everything should be back to normal, but life still feels far from that. There is just always so much to do, and I guess that is true in everyones’ lives. I think when Summer gets here we might finally start to get caught up.